Freedom’s Top Six

Posted by Jeremy on February 28, 2009 in Uh.. | 0 comments

After a discussion with one of my drummers I decided to come up with the top six ways for drummers to get kicked off the worship team. Enjoy

6. Play a 6/8 drum beat no matter what meter the song is in.
5. Play the beat from We Will Rock You on every song. No matter what!
4. Show up with a beer in hand and a cigarette in you mouth and yell at the sound man the whole rehearsal.
3. Go off on a 6 min. drum solo at the end of a really worshipful song. When asked why you did it tell them God told you to rock!!
2. Yell at the worship leader that his singing is drowning out your drums.
1. Show up wearing tube socks, cutoff jean shorts and a fish net shirt.